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Random Stupidity
As usual I don't have much to say (do I ever?) so I've decided to try and entertain myself by posting a list of things that I hate/annoy me (not like anyone out there actually reads this thing other than myself, and even I can't read it sometimes). It may sound similar to a listing that I did in an earlier entry in this journal but rest assured it shall be more extensive in length and perhaps more detailed. So if you're interested or are bored and just looking to kill some time feel free to take a look but remember this is all my personal opinion and I'm rightfully entitled to it. Be fore-warned then that if you're easily offended, overly emotional or just can't handle another person's opinion don't read this entry.

Please also note that these things appear in random order so number one isn't necessarily the thing that pisses me off most. Just in case some people out there get a bit confused.




WARNING: This is a rant, or piece of writing that has me go off on particular things that piss me off. So don't read this if you're: easily offended, can't stand insults, random curses, take things too seriously, don't believe others have a first amendment right or are too much of a pansy.


(Just in case some geniuses out there didn't read the first warning.)





Things That Piss Me Off


A listing by Raz




1. Religious maniacs.

Believe whatever the hell you want to but don't try to tell me how to live my life and what I should believe in. Also don't act like you're so much better than me because of your religious beliefs because you're probably worse off than I am. Oh well, just means due to your religion that you're one step closer to hell and I'm one step closer to blissful oblivion.


2. Emotional people.

WTF is wrong with this type of people and why do they always act so fronging retarded? One minute these people are all happy and bubbly making other people almost sick enough to puke from it, then the next minute they turn around and start wailing and acting like the freaking world is going to end over some stupid trivial matter. No one likes to put up with these emotional punching bags, hell, most of us would rather put up with a room full of bi-polar senior citizens than deal with this type of human trash. What the hell is wrong with the world when a majority of the population needs emotional therapy?

The only thing these people need is to toughen up and quit being so easily 'hurt' or moody about things, aka get off the freaking PMS already.


3. People persons.

I absolutely hate these types. Just because they love people they think that the rest of the world @#$%ing should too, well hate to break it to them but some of us out there hate people to the point that we'd kill them all if we could. So get the @#^& away from me.

It's also pathetic how these people seem to thrive off of human contact to the point that if they ever lost it they'd probably kill themselves. Why do certain people need another human to be complete? I honestly don't understand it, don't you have a mind or will power of your own? Whatever happened to being independent and all that rot or did that notion just recently fly out the window without my noticing? Why are people so @#*&ing clingy that they have to be in a relationship at all times or they think the world is coming to an end?

Get a life. You know this is bad coming from a guy with no real life of his own, but sadly compared to these people I actually have one.


4. LJ Groupies.

This is just another form of the 'cliques' that plague the outside world. You know the type of people that always flock together in a LJ group and ostracize those who don't have the same @#$%ing brain as them. Excuse me for having an individual personality and not just being another mindless clone of yourself, but I suppose that's how life works sometimes isn't it? Everyone can't @#^&ing be like you so don't expect them to, and if you do then you're a stupidass.

Don't expect me to change just to gain your acceptance because I honestly don't need it, and maybe you little bitches will eventually realize that you've pissed your miserable little lives away playing Mr./Mrs. Popular on the internet because it isn't going to get you shit in real life. Unless that is, you plan on all meeting up sometime in the future and forming your own cult and then commit mass suicide from a Kool-Aid overdose.


5. The Know-it-alls.

You think you know everything, well sorry to say loser but you don't. I hate the people that worse off try to act smarter than you when in reality they're a total dumbass and can make a @#^&ing toilet duck look like it can do Calculus. I'm sure plenty of you out there have met the type and they're one of the worse plagues to dwell upon this planet and maybe it's another of the many reasons we as a civilization are also going down the shitter. An example of this type is the aforementioned Kamui player (check previous posts for details) who tries too hard to act smarter than you and make you look stupid in front of a group, but when you end up busting their little act they try to act like they're doing something good/nice for you. @$%^ you, you just made a total dumbass about yourself so that's why you're trying to cover it up and apologize now.

Take that biatch!


6. Whores and Sluts.

One of the lowest forms of human life these people are an absolute disgrace to everything moral and formerly honorable about this world.

(Please refer to 'Moral Decay' rant for further details)


7. Kids.

The evil little brats just have to die as well as the morons that insist upon pro-creating to make the world a shittier place.


8. Celebrities of all shapes and forms.

These assholes have the whole world at their feet and more often than not they are worshipped like they're gods. I don't know about anyone else but I'm not worshipping some stuck-up asshole just because they were in a movie, on a sports team, or made a cd. Whatever happened to the real art behind film and why is it that film has suddenly evolved and increased in value more so than other types of art? If a regular artist is lucky the only time that their work will hold any sort of real value is after they're dead, but then again they can't really benefit from it then can they?


9. Band Worshippers.

A whole new meaning to pathetic is given by this bunch who actually might think that these people give a shit about them.


10. Obese People.

Don't you hate it when these type of people ride those little motorized scooters meant for physically disabled people in stores? I know that I do seeing as I don't believe these jerks have a disorder, they're just damn lazy and don't feel like walking a little bit which would probably do their fatasses some good. I don't know why the hell that people are so against smoking cigarettes that they're going to huge extremes to stop people from smoking, but what about the lardos? Obesity is now considered to be one of the highest causes of deaths in America and yet we don't ban food or keep the lardos from eating whenever the hell they want. Why the hell should I stop smoking for health reasons when these fatasses won't stop eating?

I'll stop smoking when the lardos stop eating.


11. Judgemental Bastards.

Don't judge a snake before it strikes.


12. Old People.

I've mentioned them before, check back entries for details.


13. People who don't know how to drive.

Learn to @#^*ing drive or get the hell off the road.


14. Wannabes.

This type always tries too hard to be 'cool' and follows the mindless trends set by another bunch of equally mindless idiots.


15. Teenagers.

I hate all of them in general, though particular teenage girls because of how shallow and stuck-up they are, but teenager guys aren't exactly the brightest crayons in the box either.


16. Babies.

They're loud, they're annoying and the world would be a better place without them and most people in general.


17. Reality TV.

The idea is just stupid if I wanted to see real life people doing stupid shit then I'd just have to look out my door and watch the drama between my neighbors in the hallway.


18. The Olsen Twins.

Need I say anything at all?


19. Feminists.

Sure they want all the same rights as men but when it comes down to things like the death penalty or something else they don't like then they want to be treated differently.


20. Hippies.

Just shove that tye-dyed poncho up your ass and cram that bullshit you keep spewing and get a reality check.


21. Racists.

These people just need to be taken out and shot.


22. Rednecks.

The same that applies above can be said about a majority of this group.


23. Faghags.

You know the skanky bitches that like to hang out with a group of gay guys. Maybe they're trying to also pick up the 'scraps' left over by their little group.


24. Adults who lack responsibility for their children.

Sure, blame all the movies, tv shows, video games, music, and whatever else you want, the fact of the matter is that it still doesn't change the fact that you're a shitty parent.


25. Scooby Doo.

Just @#*&ing kill the franchise already before I shoot myself.


~Update July 22, 2004~



26. Shrek.

WTF is up with this whole Shrek thing anyways? It's ok if you see it maybe once but not when you see it everywhere you fronging go. I mean Shrek's on freaking everything nowadays: soap, tooth brushes, cereal, fruit snacks, books, chips, shoes, shirts, toys, candy, etc. He's even went as far as to make @#^&ing cameo appearances in my dreams to promote his movies and then his shitty-ass merchandise. Obviously this ogre is starved for attention or something and I wouldn't be surprised that if sooner or later I end up seeing @%^&ing Shrek's face on a pack of tampons over at the local grocery store.

New donkey hair tampons for all the Shrek ladies out there! And new also, Shrek condoms! Now in Ogre berry and Donkey berry flavors!


27. The War between the Israelis and Palestiniens.

@#$%ing get over it and share the damn city or divide it in half, or better yet go for my original suggestion and have the good old USA blow it up and then we'll take it over.


28. Sex and the City.

Four skanky bitches who's soul mission in life is to get laid every single episode, I even saw the damn tv crew for that piece of shit show in town and I was thinking of threatening that I was a suicide bomber and would blow their skanky asses to hell and back (aka K-Mart). It'd be one helluva nightmare for them with their rich tastes, but maybe it'll teach them to keep their @#$%ing legs closed and get a real job other than being $1.00 prostitutes. And people love this show? WTF is wrong with you?! All you are is perverted little bastards that try to hide their sick little mannerisms behind some glamourized, overrated, cheapo porn.

Congratulations, you're a pervert as well as a dumbass.


29. Star Trekkies.

Do these people not have lives or are they still living in their elderly mother's basements? And where the hell do they get all their money for their stupid memorbilia and costumes? What are they doing, selling their mom's panties on ebay?


30. Michael Moore.

He's a @#$%ing hippy, that's all that really needs to be said about this douche bag. Go fight the @^&*ing war yourself smartass if you think you can stop it by shooting flowers out of your ass at the pissed off Afghanis/Iraqis. Maybe they'll stop attacking our country if you shove your head up your ass and then commit suicide. The world will be a better off place without you.


31. Country Music.

It makes your ears bleed and you have reoccurring dreams about killing off the Dixie Chicks with a toilet wand (that's after Shrek's cameo of course).


32. The Queer Eye Guys.

Now the world is complete now that we have five flaming guys teaching straight men how to act gay. Maybe I missed the concept, but if they're straight why the @#$%ing hell do they want to act gay?


33. Disney Sequels.

If Disney hasn't cashed in enough on all it's various franchises they go and do something like this; making sequels to every #^&*ing movie in Disney history. What's next? A sequel to Bambi where he gets shot or his mother comes back from the grave and tells him something with absolutely no meaning and he has some stupidass kid? Whoopee! I can't wait for more sequels to come out that way I can use them as blunt object weapons against the girl scouts when they come by next time.


34. American Cartoons Posing as Anime.

You are not pulling it off, you're just making us look like the copycat bastards that we really are.


35. Drag Queens.

Ok, let's get this straight, we have big hairy-ass guys dressing like women in hot pants and tube tops? Tell me what's not wrong with that.


36. God Moders.

Never, ever god mode in my freaking rpg or so help me god I will #$%^ing kill off your character in the most humiliating way possible.


37. Romantics.

True love doesn't exist period.


38. Romance Novels.

It's nothing but porno in novel format for women, and they say we men are perverted.


39. Oprah.

The epitamy of all evil in the form of some giant ape with bad make-up. She's like freaking Mecca to house wives who migrate to her studios almost religiously, so she can tell them how to live their miserable lives. WTF does she know about their lives? She's richer than fronging hell and doesn't even have to wipe her own ass.


40. Paternity Tests on Talk Shows.

Really, if you don't know who the #$*^ your baby's father is then isn't that sort of a sign from god that you shouldn't be a slut?


41. France.

They just suck, no explaination necessary for the smelly bastards.


42. Rappers.

Anyone can be a rapper, your senile old grandma could be a rapper.


43. EMO.

Just die.


44. Punks/Skateboarders.

You're not cool, you're not different, all you're proving is that you're a stupid little prick that's following some dumbass trend that a 12 year old thought up while he was being smacked in the ass by a wet towel in gym class.


45. Backstabbers.

Like stabbing people in the back? Well, I just like stabbing people.


46. Britney Spears.

She's a damn slut and everyone knows it, so why the hell is she trying to act all badass all of a sudden? What the pedophiles aren't buying your albums anymore because you finally hit puberty?


47. Vain People.

You're going to get old and ugly no matter what you do.


48. MTV.

Pure trash broadcasted over television, the whole concept of the show has been all but destroyed for cheapass reality shows.


49. Internet Stalkers.

Again another example of how pathetic people are getting nowadays, especially when they try to 'hit it off' with an internet romance. What the bloody hell is your problem?!


50. The RIAA.

Now these assmunches have serious issues. What the hell is wrong with downloading a couple of songs that you'll probably listen to every once and awhile at most? Don't the celebrities have enough freaking money or do they need to squeeze the extra blood and cash out of us to get themselves that new golden bathtub they've always dreamed about? And like hell I'm paying for a $18 cd that has only one song that I like on it.

Die @#^&ing RIAA, suing the people that line your pockets with all those hundreds you like to flash and spend on stupid shit.


~Update 8/29/04~


51. ROM Users.

True, I have no problem with downloading a couple of songs, but that's only because musicians are stinking rich bastards. Now downloading and using a ROM is #$%^ed up, because first of all it's a full-length video game that costs a ton to make and second and most importantly the video game team/designers aren't rich. They don't own a mercedes benz or have someone chauffer them around everywhere they want, rather they're just like your everyday average people and make video games because they love doing so. Like hell they're doing it just for cash seeing as they could just become another one of many crappy-ass rappers out there and bleed the public dry, but they don't.

So ROM users need to be turned over to the @$%*ing FBI for piracy.


52. Jocks/Athletes.

Nearly as bad as damn musicians and celebrities, these are nothing more than your typical high school jocks evolved into a bigger and more stupid form and paid wads of cash to play a stupid game.


53. People Opposing Gay Marriage.

Look, why the #$%^ing hell does anyone else care what these people do in their private lives? I know that I don't give a damn as long as they're not involving me in the matter, so they should get to do WTF ever they want. You don't see them coming over to heterosexual peoples' homes and demanding to know who they're sleeping with and whether it's legal or not, so why not give them the same courtesy? I'm no freaking activist or anything (being the anti-human and all), but why not let them be just as miserable as heterosexuals and get married?

I rest my case, and if you dare try to throw religion into this whole mess I swore I'm going to knock your @#$^ing head off with Mr.Crowbar(tm).


54. Morning People.

Look, not all of us are happy to be up in the morning so shove it.


55. X-box.

The controller is big enough to kill a freaking cat, not to mention that the rest of the console is overly chunky. Also the games on the system suck and so do the little X-box obsessors that still believe that a single game like Halo (also available for PC note) is going to make that shitty excuse for a game system win the console wars.


56. Human doormats.

Get a spine.


57. My neighbors.

Stop #%^&ing already!


58. People that think animation are just for kids.

Look at most anime, and if you want take a look at freaking Heavy Metal and you'll know that 'animation' isn't just for kids.


59. People without an imagination.

I don't know how these people survive, I for one know that I'd die if I didn't have my freaky fantasy world to retreat to.


60. Easily frightened people.

They're so afraid of everything it's almost disgusting, esp. when people say what I talk/draw/write about is frightening even when it's not.


~Update 8/05/04~


61. OC Whores.

WTF is up with people that just have to have an original character in a rpg with a currently existing story/characters? Especially if there are still characters available for playing? I guess these people are really attention-starved, this much is made obvious enough when a person decides to make themself the original character. Maybe I missed the whole point of rping, but why the @#%&ing hell do I want to rp as myself when I can just go outside and do some real %^*!ing living? Wow, life's a rpg after all! But honestly, I play in a rpg so that I can be someone else other than myself and that would otherwise be impossible in reality, so WTF is up with people who do this?

Go outside and live dumbass if you want to rp as yourself or at least try an original character game like D&D or something.


62. The sun.

It burns the hell out of my skin and my eyes, as far as I'm concerned I'd be happy never seeing the sun again.


63. Dumbasses.

No explaination needed.


64. Verizon Wireless.

Can you hear me now as I shove this cel phone up your ass?


65. Society.

Anarchy forever!


~ Update 8/08/04 ~


66. Carrot Top.

Is it just me or does anyone else out there feel the urge to kill this moron with an egg beater?


67. Boost Mobile.

Now those commercials are just wrong.


68. Cell Phones in General.

I hate cell phones and the morons that use them when they drive. Who the hell is so important that you can't say 'I'm busy right now, I'll call you when I get home'? I doubt you're getting a call from the freaking president asking for your decision on what our next strategic action should be in Iraq, so whatever else it is can #$%^ing wait.

Teenage girls with cell phones should in particular be taken out and shot because of this.


69. People that butcher the english language.

Dammit to bloody hell, is it so freaking hard to run a spell and grammar check before you post? Also would it kill you to make a paragraph?


70. Stubborn people with an attitude.

Believe me I know there's plenty of these out there since I live with 99.9% of them just here in NYC alone so I'm not in the mood to put up with this shit online as well, especially when these characteristics are featured in an original rpg character (see #61). In a OC these traits are downright annoying especially if this character constantly gets in your character's face being an asshole and thinking that they can do WTF ever they want and get away with it and not to mention that they're better than your character in ever aspect.

$%^& you.


71. The 'High and Mighty'

I absolutely hate people that think they're better than others for any reason, whether it be because they're wealthier, better looking, more popular or WTF-ever doesn't matter.


72. Fashion freaks.

As long as you're not running around naked you should be happy and as a bonus I get to keep the sight in my remaining eye. We both win.


73. Loud people.

Just shut the #$^* up nobody cares what you have to say.


74. High School.

A horrible excuse for an education system which is more like a death trap than anything.


75. Lines at the bank.

Is it so fronging difficult to cash my check? Also why the freaking hell does the clerk have to do a background check on me when they've known me for years now?







I'm trying to go for 100 on the list whenever I can think up more (should be rather easy), so check back for future journal updates if you want to see the rant-a-thon continue.





Humans are like a cancer; they slowly eat away and poison everything around them.





-Raz